Cryptid Crafthouse
Signal temporarily lost
Official incident report  •  001

Site temporarily abducted.

We were building something strange and wonderful. Then Mothman unplugged the computer.

Bigfoot claims he saw nothing. The UFO is refusing to cooperate. Our website will be back as soon as we find an extension cord.

CASE STATUS: Under construction
LAST KNOWN LOCATION: Somewhere in the woods
ESTIMATED RETURN: When the omens are favorable